There are times to be respectful, but given the vile hatred we are seeing from Republicans, please give us a moment to express our anger. To those supporting this travel ban or remaining silent in the face of such egregious actions, we say fuck you — or, as they say in jolly old England, get fucked, mate.
Congrats, Carters
Beyoncé recently announced her pregnancy with twins in the most Beyoncé fashion possible (as a surprise on Instagram). Now that Bey and Jay will have enough children to form a second Destiny’s Child, we can’t help but speculate on potential baby names. Blue Ivy, Lilac Iris and Red Sycamore are some ideas.
We're really angry
We once created an uproar by calling Gov. Pat McCrory a fuckboy. It is an insult we have not used since. Now that changes. President Trump might not even deserve this much credit, but — look, our Cheeto-in-chief is a fuckboy. He stands opposed to all we hold dear and doesn’t deserve our respect.
Sorry, not sorry
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We prefer to curse in print. It is how us young folks talk to each other. We also respect anyone who disagrees with the ban but disapproves of our language. But to anyone who supports the ban and is offended by our language, who are the goddamn snowflakes now? Grow up if you can’t hear a curse word.
