Villains who definitely would've gone to Duke

HAPPY d00k WEEK!! 

This is truly one of the greatest weeks of the year, rival only to the second d00k week in March. 

It's a time when everyone on campus comes together in a communal expression of mass hatred for that other team eight miles down the road.  

So in honor of everyone’s least favorite team ever, here are a few fictional villains who most definitely went to d00k.

Robbie Rotten from “LazyTown”

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His main goal in life is to terrorize children who just want to have fun — true d00k material.

Sid from "Toy Story"

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No explanation needed. Sid is just evil.

Draco Malfoy from the "Harry Potter" series

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“My father will hear about this!”

Kate Sanders from "Lizzie McGuire" 

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According to Disney Channel lore, Kate became too cool for Lizzie once she got her first bra. Also, she likes to wear her sweater tied around her shoulders.

Plankton from "SpongeBob SquarePants" 

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Some people/bacteria just want to watch the world burn.

Gaston from "Beauty and the Beast" 

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Hot, but also rude and misogynistic.

Darth Sidious / Emperor Palpatine from "Star Wars" 

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Did an incredibly rude thing by bringing Anakin to the Dark Side.

The Wizard from "Wicked" 

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Doesn’t like animals. Enough said.

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