Hark the sound, we're going to the Final Four!
We here at Swerve would like to take a moment to give a shout-out to those responsible: Luke Maye's tweezers for being out of commission, that one first-year on the team that made everyone hats and the benevolent, beautiful ghost of Marcus Paige haunting Greensboro this week.
But we also need to take a moment for the loser. Kentucky put up a great effort (it's easy when you're a one-and-done NBA mill, folks!) and I can confirm that they induced a full-on anxiety spiral in The Daily Tar Heel's office this evening.
NORTH CAROLINA GAME WINNER WITH TITANIC MUSIC IS EVERYTHING pic.twitter.com/FZapQolRhJ
— RT Ohio (@RT_Ohio) March 26, 2017
I just want to keep looking at this one Kentucky player. His name is Isaac Humphries, and he's a sophomore forward for the Wildcats.
He's also from Sydney, Australia, which is basically the Upside Down: