Writer's note: Paige says this article is NOT AT ALL influenced by the fact that Alec roasted her on Twitter or played a prank on her for The Lion King viewpoints.
I’m sure you all know Alec Dent, the FORMER opinion editor of The Daily Tar Heel (in case you were wondering, he was impeached).
Alec has written some great pieces, my favorite being his open expression of his love for candy corn on Valentine’s Day. So as an intelligent, eloquent, accomplished young man, and as a self-professed candy corn aficionado, you would think he has good taste, right?
WRONG. Alec thinks Beyoncé is overrated, hates the "Harry Potter" movies and claims "Elf" is a “terrible Christmas movie.”
So, believe me when I say that at this point, I’m no longer surprised when Alec expresses his displeasure for something widely accepted as wonderful and amazing. I’m used to it by now.
But last week, he told me something that truly shocked me. It shook me to my core. Quite honestly, it hurt me.
Alec told me he doesn’t like Cosmic Cantina. Let me repeat: he DOESN’T LIKE Cosmic Cantina.
For me, that was the LAST STRAW. I immediately rushed to my computer and furiously began typing this article, desperate to finally expose him for the hater he truly is.
Why is this issue so important to me, you might ask? Well, Cosmic Cantina is my lifeblood. It is my sunshine on a cloudy day, my comfort in times of sorrow. It’s my one true love.