Sunday, April 1, 2018
Harry Smith: “I’ve been thinking...maybe we should take down Silent Sam?”
Harry Smith: “jk jk”
Saturday, May 19, 2018
Harry Smith: “Harry looks so happy!”
Harry Smith: “Are you watching this? Fairy tale wedding doesn’t do it justice”
Harry Smith: “Kate’s dress was prettier IMO but the criticisms levied at Meghan are just unfair. Her dress is understated but not ‘plain’ like I’m seeing some people claim. It’s certainly more conservative but still looks incredibly luxurious. And that tiara...OMG”
Harry Smith: “Harry crying during ‘Guide Me, O Thou Great Redeemer’...his mom’s favorite hymn…:’(“
Friday, June 8, 2018
Harry Smith: “Happy national best friends day!”
Thursday, June 28, 2018
Harry Smith: “Melania’s jacket says ‘I don’t really care do u?” LOLOLOLOLOL thinking about getting matching ones for the Board”
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Monday, August 20, 2018
Harry Smith: “another year another protest”
Harry Smith: “don’t think we have to worry about this too much, it’s not like they ever actually do anything”
Harry Smith: “shit”
Sunday, October 21, 2018
Harry Smith: “I was thinking, for Halloween this year we should go as protestors, how funny would that be lol”
Friday, October 26, 2018
Harry Smith: “You’re resigning??? Wtf Margaret???”
Saturday, November 3, 2018
Harry Smith: “hey maggie it’s been like a week since u resigned and i just wanted to say...thank u, next. Bill’s going to be better than you ever were. He just gave me his number so I’ll be texting him now because who needs u”
Harry Smith: “also, that song’s a banger”
Harry Smith: “have you listened to it”
Harry Smith: “Ariana Grande is my spirit animal”
Thursday, November 22, 2018
Harry Smith: “How long does it take to microwave a 25 pound turkey”
Sunday, December 1, 2018
Harry Smith: “just found out Bill gave me a fake phone number, so i don’t know who i’ve been texting the past month”
Sunday, December 9, 2018
Harry Smith: “you up?”
Monday, December 10, 2018
Harry Smith: “ok if you don’t want to talk that’s fine, who needs you anyway”
Tuesday, December 11, 2018
Harry Smith: “Miss u”
Editor's note: This editorial is a satirical piece that is not intended to be taken as fact. Happy April Fool's Day!
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