Editors note: This article is satire.
The UNC-CH Parents Helping Parents (Unaffiliated) Facebook group was made up of 4,800 concerned Tar Heel moms, full of critiques and comments about everything from their child's wake-up routine to the inner workings of the UNC Board of Governors. The group was recently deleted, but after months of closely studying it, we found numerous posts so significant it would be a detriment to the UNC community not to share them.
“Parents — I was warned that UNC’s registration process had its fair share of problems, but no one told me my child had to put his armor on and go into war!! It is ridiculous that I have to pay so much money for my child to receive a well-rounded education, only for him to not even get these necessary classes. ROFL! 🙂😂😂😂😂”
-Sally Mander
This well-intended mom probably thinks ROFL means Reign Of Furious Ladies — but for now, this one has me ROFL: Rethinking (the necessity) Of Familial Love.
“If your child is feeling lonely, my plug is for Oldman Catholic Center. My daughters have already established several high-quality friendships there!”
-Sheila Martin
They have plugs operating out of Catholic centers these days? Who knew!
“UNC needs to start acting like the elite university that they are. The pre-med track is nearly impossible. My kids have already been 'weeded out' with the acceptance process — why must they endure it again!”
