Rating: ★★
Does anyone need a slutty costume idea for Halloween? Just dress up like Professor McAnderson — she’s hardly covered anything this semester!
December 10, 2005
Grade: B+
Rating: ★
The biggest regret of my life is that I didnt listen when other English students tried to convince me not too take any class’s with Pletzer. She is literally awful. All of my stress, disappointment; and frustration come from this course..I have nothing left to loose! I spent so much time on this class and ended up with unfair grading—their is no way to make this right. Irregardless, I’m going to listen to Panic! At the Disco to work through my rage. Goodluck! XD
February 28, 2013
Grade: Really good
Rating: ★★★
Professor Fielder is kind of a weird guy. He kept insisting that we call him by his first name, Nathan, and honestly made most social interactions really uncomfortable this semester. When I came to him for advice on one of my Business School projects to help a failing seafood restaurant on Franklin St., he insisted that I find a way to build a pipeline from the Atlantic Ocean right into Chapel Hill to flood our streets with fresh, delicious fish. I told him I wouldn’t have time since my project is due tomorrow, and he just kind of winked awkwardly at me and backed away? If Chapel Hill floods tomorrow, I swear it’s not my fault!
March 12, 2020
Grade: C+
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Rating: ★
My time with Professor Poopalah was emotionally and physically taxing. She held her classes in the first-floor Davis Library bathrooms, and while I know the class was a philosophy course on embarrassment and vulnerability, I think I got to know my classmates a little TOO well. Breaking social norms is one thing, but breaking them while sitting on a toilet next to my peers was quite another. Her grading scale was also pretty unconventional: A for Absolutely great poop, B for Bowel movement, C for Constipation, D for Diarrhea… etc.
April 9, 2016
Grade: A-
Rating: ★★★★★
Preacher Gary may seem scary to some, but as a Christian who was raised the right way under His guidance, I liked what he had to say! He's very accessible outside of class, and you’ll never have to ask him to speak up. Textbooks are required for his lectures, so make sure to bring a Bible and a hate-spewing, God-fearing mindset.
March 14, 2010
Grade: B
Rating: 3.1415926 stars
Man, Professor Chris loves to talk. Even for a calculus professor, he wouldn’t stop going on tangents! LOL
February 15, 2022
Grade: A-
Rating: ★★★★
Professor Stylington was a great art teacher, but I did have one problem with her. I understand that sometimes professors need to cancel class due to extenuating circumstances, but I find it a little hard to believe that during this semester her house caught on fire, she tested positive for COVID-19 five times, she lost two family members who also happened to be twins, her dog ate all her art supplies, she fell down the Student Stores stairs, she got food poisoning from a bad Alpine bagel, a Davis librarian chased her around with a book because she was caught eating said bagel inside Davis Library and she had a rabies scare due to what she thought was a domesticated squirrel. I believe all of them except for the Student Stores story — who even uses those stairs? That’s why we have escalators!
September 24, 2021
Grade: F
Rating: ★
I know LFITs are meant to challenge you, but when I signed up for the Football and Fun LFIT with Coach Brown, I didn’t realize it meant I was getting an official roster spot on Carolina’s football team! I thought we’d just be playing flag football all semester, and now I have my first game as a linebacker against Notre Dame tomorrow. I guess I should’ve known when Drake Maye, Josh Downs and 15,000 UNC fans showed up on FDOC in Kenan Stadium. SMH
Although some of these reviews may sound a little daunting, I’m sure you will love your professors this semester. I’ve had professors that made their course one of the most meaningful experiences of my life, and I suggest you try to form a personal connection with as many faculty members as you can, no matter how football-loving, poop-friendly or God-fearing they are.
But if you don’t end up liking your professor, there’s still something you can do that will keep them awake at night, tossing and turning for hours on end. The one thing that will make them hate the face that looks back at them in the mirror. A quick action that can affect every facet of their life, from the success of their marriage to their diminishing love for education and academia as a whole.
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