Ah, awards season. That beautiful time of year when the fattest hogs in the Hollywood sty jostle for a sniff of those little gilded statuettes. The most coveted of these Oscars is that one that will follow a film’s legacy forever — the Academy Award for Best Picture.
Which film will take home 2025’s trophy? Only the Academy knows. Here, however, is my ranking of the nominees.
First, I must acknowledge the elephant in the Dolby Theatre. I did not see “The Brutalist.” It’s old news by now, but “The Brutalist” used artificial intelligence both to augment the lead actors’ Hungarian dialogue and to generate imagery of architectural designs by the titular brutalist. I believe generative AI to be a plague upon artistry and to represent a massive, imminent threat to the livelihoods of artists everywhere. It may seem like a minor nitpick over which to boycott a film, but I recommend you all boycott “The Brutalist” as well. Now, on with the list.
9. “Emilia Pérez”
Trash-talking “Emilia Pérez” has become so common of late that I don’t even feel like engaging with it. The internet is (for once) right: it’s bad! And racist. And pretty reductive as a trans story. If the Academy wanted to uber-nominate a 2024 movie about the transgender experience, "I Saw the TV Glow" is the one that they should’ve picked. “I Saw the TV Glow” is a fantastic movie, not racist, not edited by a 5-year-old and has more than zero good songs! “Emilia Pérez” is the polar opposite. In fact, “Emilia Pérez” is only nominally a “movie.” Don’t watch it. Do, however, watch “I Saw the TV Glow.” Posthaste.
8. “A Complete Unknown”
“A Complete Unknown” is fine, if a bit surface-level. You can get the same experience as watching this movie by putting on Bob Dylan’s greatest hits. The film also sidelines the more interesting stories of Joan Baez and Pete Seeger (shoutout Edward Norton) in favor of a frankly played-out recounting of Dylan’s early years. I would rather have seen a more politically-focused Seeger biopic than Highway 61 Re-Re-Revisited. Save yourself some time and skip this one. Hopefully, the industry will soon move away from its compulsion to make these boring biopics, but it doesn’t seem like the times are a-changin’ just yet.
7. “Wicked”
I’ve long been skeptical of “Wicked” as a concept. Do we really need a Wicked Witch of the West prequel? Does it really need to be two movies, the both of which combined will likely run close to six hours? Well, that said, “Wicked” is pretty solid! Outside of some technical nitpicks, I found it surprisingly entertaining, and I especially liked Ariana Grande’s performance. Still, does it deserve to be nominated for Best Picture? I say no. A good blockbuster does not a great film make. Sorry, Elphaba stans, the best I can do for “Wicked” is hold some space near the bottom of the list.