In high school, I knew this girl whose last name was Slaughter. She had a real advantage when it came time to pick the nicknames we would wear on the back of our jerseys during powderpuff.
I didn't comprehend that people could actually be Duke fans until I was already a grown woman.
One year ago today, Deah Barakat, Yusor Abu-Salha and Razan Abu-Salha were killed in an act of senseless violence. We're honoring their memory in this issue of the paper, and I can't fathom writing a silly anecdote about it.
Ah, yes. Student body president elections. A real jackpot for people who get paid (kind of) to tease UNCelebrities. The harvest season is finally upon us.