"Mom’s Got a Date With a Vampire"
Don’t let a vampire be your boyfriend.
"The Luck of the Irish"
Know your heritage or turn into a leprechaun, your choice.
"Stuck in the Suburbs"
Teenage heartthrobs are always a bad idea.
"High School Musical 1-3"
It is absolutely possible to sing about everything that happens to you.
"The Cheetah Girls"
Sisterhood is the most important thing.
"Twitches"
Always avoid The Darkness at all costs.
"The Lizzie McGuire Movie"
Paolo was a jerk. Paolo couldn’t sing. Paolo was a liar. Don’t be like Paolo.
"Jump In"
Jump rope isn’t as simple as it seems.
"Smart House"
Don’t let your house become Siri.
"Read it and Weep"
An alter ego can become your secret weapon.
"Pixel Perfect"
You probably shouldn’t create people from computers.
"Halloweentown"
The monsters we thought were fake are actually real.
"Life Size"
Magic can make dolls come to life, and it can go terribly wrong.
"Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook-Off"
Guys can cook too.
"The Color of Friendship"
Black and White are only colors.
"Cow Belles"
Don’t be materialistic or you’ll end up on a farm.
"Phantom of the Megaplex"
Ghosts live in movie theaters, so don’t explore them.
"Tru Confessions"
Disabilities aren’t shortcomings.
"Motorcrossed"
When in doubt pretend to be your older brother.
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