You probably did one of these things last week:
1. Drunk texting your parents
2. Breaking the house you're staying in
3. Agreeing to let your friend bring their annoying boyfriend/girlfriend on the trip
4. Rear ending a car while roadtripping
5. Accidentally telling your parents you have no plans and subsequently being forced to do chores all of break
6. Spending all of your money (I have $1.28 in my account right now)
7. Getting sick
8. Not doing any of your homework until the first night back
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