Looking for a driven, trustworthy Student Body President? Look no further than Graham Petrea. According to these posters we found all over the place, he is pulling out all the stops for you, UNC.
He got an early start on campaigning when his campaign team, Graham & Company, essentially littered these signs all over campus. Safe to say that he’s a real go-getter!
Petrea aspires to be student body chair and student body magician.
If there is one thing we value here at UNC, it’s the well-rounded student.
If elected chair, Petrea's campaign promises to offer comfier, more supportive chairs for students all over campus. You’ll never have to guess again whether that chair-back in your Spanish class in Dey will be able to hold your weight. Graham never wants you to feel that kind of uncertainty again.
Likewise, if Petrea is elected magician, posters say he will make UNC more magical than Hogwarts! Card tricks and slight of hand will inspire wonder and whimsy within the student population. This constant provision of useless tricks will motivate students to get straight A’s, sure fire!
All of this and more is promised for when Graham Petrea is elected student body president.
When asked to comment on his platform, Petrea replied, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
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