Hey y’all.
When asked why he is running for Student Body President, Taylor mentioned that he believes that UNC’s campus is an existential crossroads.
When asked to further explain his meaning, he started talking about a lot of things we didn’t understand and honestly his response was too long to type out here.
John Taylor is just your average, everyday student — that real stand-up guy who sits in front of the class. No really, the stand-up guy. The one who stands up when he gets called on to answer questions, making sure that everyone can get a good look at him being right.
He ponders whether map making is detrimental to human self esteem and whether pudding or goldfish are more like the human psyche.
He’s an inspiration to philosophy students all over campus, who have been complaining for years that this place needs to be more aware of its own existential experience.
Supported by many French and Russian philosophers, Taylor hopes to continue to use large words that make the majority of the student population roll its eyes.
As a part of his campaign video, he mentions that he “wants everyone on this campus to really listen to each other.” He’s looking at you, eye-rollers! Haven’t been paying attention to the mumbo jumbo of philosophy class? Guess what? Nothing exists!
We think that some people must understand what he’s talking about! A philosophy major is a thing here, right?
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