To quote Robin Williams from "Dead Poets Society," “Language was invented for one reason, boys — to woo women — and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do.” With that said, use your hand legs and scroll through this digital paper to learn a thing or two.
Language is flexible. Bend it as far as you like, it can still make sense. Therefore, why be mundane when you can be better than that? Watch:
What do you eat cereal with?
A mouth shovel.
All right, but what’s the bowl full of?
Cereal water and crunchy wheat mutants.
Got it? I’m not sure you do. Here are more examples…
CAT. PUPPIES. How adorbs. Now do you see how you can get the ladies (or the guys)?
Well, at least they're comfortable. Remember the feel of the hard earth? They have beds.
All righty, you've had enough.
All pictures from Huffington Post
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