Alison Krug (SinglesWithFoodAllergies.com) and Kiana Cole (SeaCaptainDate.com) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.

You Asked for It: In which we have a nice trip and help you prepare to beat Duke

By Kiana Cole and Alison Krug | February 8, 2017

Kiana Cole (Justin Jackson of The Daily Tar Heel office) and Alison Krug (Rameses of the DTH break room) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.

You Asked for It: In which we stay awake in class and dress for all weathers

By Kiana Cole and Alison Krug | February 1, 2017

Alison Krug

You Asked for It: In which we give you a well-needed wakeup call or two

By Kiana Cole and Alison Krug | January 18, 2017

You Asked for It: In which we brave the snow and our New Year’s resolutions

By Kiana Cole and Alison Krug | January 11, 2017

You Asked for It: In which we make Christmas shoes and celebrate LDOC

By Kiana Cole and Alison Krug | December 7, 2016

Kiana Cole, turkey, and Alison Krug, human woman, are the writers of You Asked for It.

Kyle Hodges

You Asked for It: ‘Tis the season for getting hitched and buying gifts

By Kiana Cole and Alison Krug | November 29, 2016

Kiana Cole (little drummer boy) and Alison Krug (little plumber boy) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.

You Asked for It: In which we answer your question with more questions

By Kiana Cole and Alison Krug | November 16, 2016

You Asked for It: In which we register you for classes and advise majoring in LFIT

By Kiana Cole and Alison Krug | November 2, 2016

Boo Asked for It: In which you receive Halloween advice from a couple of ghouls

By Kiana Cole and Alison Krug | October 25, 2016

Quiz: Which UNC-inspired Halloween costume should you wear?

By Alison Krug | October 25, 2016