Kelsey Weekman (karent) and Drew Goins (jmpender) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.
Kelsey Weekman (met Kevin Bacon, the Sprouse brothers and the Spelling Bee guy this summer) and Drew Goins (went to the beach once or twice) are the writers of “You Asked for It,” UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column, which runs weekly in The Daily Tar Heel and offers online extras via its blog on the DTH website. Results may vary.
You Asked for It is back for senior year, so we’re offering you these 10 tips for returning to school like we’re offering our professors our assignments this year: three days late and partially done.
You Asked for It receives a lot of pleas for advice that we just can’t answer in print, usually due to length or profanity, but we’re dedicated to helping you with your weirdest, scariest and most personal queries no matter what.
Assistant copy editor Danny Nett of Olde Campus Upper Quad was the only person* brave enough to face the fierce Chapel Hill Snowpocalypse and head to The Daily Tar Heel office, inspiring N.C. Senator Jeff Jackson to do the same in the legislature, probably.
Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, and us here at YAFI... we’re not stupid. We know the same question about Drew and Kelsey is on everybody’s mind:
You Asked for It receives a lot of pleas for advice that we just can’t answer in print, usually due to length or profanity or — one time — the fact that the submission is not a question at all, but simply a link to a YouTube survival tutorial on how to cook an egg in a potato.
Everyone knows the worst part of coming back to school is not the long drive or the homework or the dining hall food — it's the awful small talk. Unfortunately, the "How was your break?" conversation template is unavoidable, so use this quiz to find the automated response you'll churn out over and over again.
In the past few weeks/months/decades, UNC has faced a lot of academic/athletic/alliterative scandal.
