Dilbert 10/23/00

Fish Tank Idea Moronic on Many Levels

My fellow seniors are morons. Well, at least the 166 jokers who voted to put an aquarium (read: big, ugly fish tank) in the Student Union. Maybe the problem ...

Tar Heels Open Year On Point

The North Carolina men's basketball team enters this season facing uncertainty at point guard. Sophomore Jonathan Holmes and freshmen Adam Boone and Brian ...

Committee To Select '01 Speaker

The committee that announced the senior class gift last week is now working to nail down its choice for 2001 Commencement speaker. Earlier this semester, ...

Help Fight Cancer This Week

Cancer is a word that represents fear, suffering and sometimes loss. Almost all of us have been touched by cancer in some way. It might have been a relative, ...

Author Educates UNC on Suicide

Author Kay Redfield Jamison came to Chapel Hill on Friday as part of her continuing quest to educate college students and faculty on the daily, albeit ...

King Discusses Career Live at UNC

CNN talk show host Larry King had a packed audience laughing out loud from start to finish as he spoke in Memorial Hall on Friday. King, UNC's first Earl ...

Federal Lawsuit Could Suspend Satellite Voting

A federal district court judge will likely rule today on whether to hear a lawsuit that aims to put an end to No Excuse Voting. If the judge decides to ...

Tar Heels Win, Secure 1st Place in ACC

COLLEGE PARK, Md. - An overtime goal by Kristen McCann lifted second-ranked North Carolina to a 1-0 win against No. 3 Maryland. The Terrapins controlled ...

UNC Breaks Records, Wolfpack `D'

It was a day of records for the North Carolina men's soccer team. Going into its match with N.C. State, the No. 3 Tar Heels had a chance to break the ...

Area School Official Nabs Regional Prize

With a clear vision for improving student achievement, Superintendent Neil Pedersen has garnered national recognition for Chapel Hill-Carrboro City Schools. ...

Touring Lesbians Speak Powerfully

A group of self-proclaimed "baby poets, tired old whores and delinquent divas" brought its brand of radical performance art to UNC on Sunday afternoon ...

Groups Cooperate to Raise Cancer Awareness on Campus

Two student groups are combining efforts for UNC's second annual Cancer Awareness Week, being held from today until Friday. The series of events, which ...

Church Blends Politics With Praise

Religion and politics mixed with spirited song and goodwill Sunday as St. Paul's African Methodist Episcopal Church celebrated 136 years of worship. Invoking ...

Tuesday's Low Voter Turnout Indicative Of Shameful Problem

TO THE EDITOR: Student Congress held special elections Tuesday. Apparently this went unnoticed. While voter turnout was respectable in Districts 16 and ...

PlayMakers' `Angel' Hits Home

PlayMakers Repertory Company's production of "Look Homeward, Angel" takes a bittersweet look at the struggle for individuality and, thanks to a talented ...

UNC Wraps Up Fall With Softball Sweep

Good vibes have been contagious lately with North Carolina's softball team. The team capped off an important weekend in the program's history, gathering ...

Unseen Artist, Unmistakable Art

Recognizing Tola Oguntoyinbo's artwork is like knowing lyrics to a song you can't actually remember hearing before. From a Franklin Street bar to a Carrboro ...

Experts Focus on Nature

A group of 20 students met Friday to hear from a leading expert on environmental challenges that will face the next generation. The speech, held in the ...