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Kvetching board for October 15, 2010

By Kvetching Board | October 15

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain To the people who choose which Kvetches to publish, which one of you do I have to sleep with to be chosen? To the ...

Kvetching Board for October 8,2010

By Kvetching Board | October 8

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain To my staff member who said, “Erectile Dysfunction is a growing problem.” You are amazing. To the guy in SASB ...

Kvetching board for October 1, 2010

By Kvetching Board | September 30

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain Fair maidens of UNC: Chivalry is only dead where you’ve looked, which mustn’t have been our suite.

Kvetching Board for September 24, 2010

By Kvetching Board | September 23

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain Socialists, I would love to read your newspaper, but isn’t making me pay for it a little bourgeois? To the guy ...

Kvetching board for September 17, 2010

September 16

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain To Morrison Basketball girl: We miss your scantily clad basketball skills.

Kvetching Board for September 10, 2010

By Kvetching Board | September 10

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain Special extended kvetching board!

Kvetching Board for September 3, 2010

September 2

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain To the kid walking around campus with a phone charger around your neck, this isn’t Futurama. So Marvin, if you’re ...

Kvetching board for August 27, 2010

August 27

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Kvetching board for July 22, 2010

By Kvetching Board | July 21

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain About that pedestrian bridge, three words: extra-strength dumb. To man sitting in Davis, you smell like sweat and ...

Kvetching board for July 8, 2010

By Kvetching Board | July 7

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain Relationships are hard. Especially when you’re the third party. Dear offended pedestrian: Right of way can only ...

Kvetching board for July 1, 2010

By Kvetching Board | June 30

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain All you summer schoolers complaining about all your work — feel better, you could be living at home for the ...

Kvetching board for June 17, 2010

By Kvetching Board | June 17

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainDear vuvuzelas: Why must you make me avoid ESPN at all costs?Dear UK goalkeeper, thank you for screwing up. We love you, ...

Kvetching board for May 27, 2010

By Kvetching Board | May 27

kvetch:v.1 (Yiddish) to complainDid the smoke monster leave the “Lost” island and invade South Campus? Oh wait, that’s just the construction.To ...

Kvetching board for May 20, 2010

By Kvetching Board | May 19

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainDear ex-boyfriend: Thanks for almost running me over with your bike. You’ve already crushed me once, you don’t need ...

Year’s best kvetches

By Kvetching Board | April 28

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainTo the girl in my chemistry class with “think” tattooed above her butt crack: I did, and no thanks.Who do I have ...

Kvetching board for April 23, 2010

By Kvetching Board | April 22

Kvetch:v.1 (Yiddish) to complainTo the girl in the Pit shouting, “If you have to pee, you might as well do it in a cup:” I’m not sure what you’re ...

Kvetching board April 15, 2010

By Kvetching Board | April 15

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainTo the guy sitting next to me in class who got up and moved two seats over when I congratulated you on getting the professor’s ...

Kvetching board for April 9, 2010

By Kvetching Board | April 8

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainTo the Manly dorm housekeeper who declared that our elevator doesn’t appear to be working: We don’t even have an ...

Kvetching board for March 26, 2010

By Kvetching Board | March 25

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainIt’s been so much harder to have sex in Davis Library after they raised the doors and installed bigger windows.To the ...

Kvetching board for March 19, 2010

By Kvetching Board | March 19

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complainDear Intro to Country Music: Way too intense.To the dude with the Bob Barr bumper sticker, listening to ‘Single Ladies’ ...