If I learned anything during the SBP campaign, it’s the fact that Houston Summers is Ryan Reynolds’ long lost twin.
Read More »To the senseless girl gossiping loudly in the top of the union during Wednesday’s vigil: Were you raised in a barn?
Read More »I, president of the UNC Squirrel Coalition, was not invited to the Chancellor’s diversity dinner. Stop the oppression of squirrels on this campus.
Read More »Dear BOG: No one’s said this in public yet, so I’m just gonna say it: Y’all are assholes.
Read More »Well, now that Art Pope is about to be UNC president, could somebody please remind me what percentage of college-aged adults voted back in November?
Read More »To all the teachers who said, “there is no such thing as a stupid question,” syllabus week will always prove you wrong.
Read More »It is simply unfair that my Spanish class meets in Mitchell — what about my “right to Dey?”
Read More »The one time of year when humanities students all use our algebra skills — to calculate the minimum exam grade needed to pass.
Read More »Support the Faculty Athletics Committee: Celebrating nearly two decades of being part of the problem.
Read More »Oh, I’m almost at my assignment’s minimum word count?
Read More »OK, lemme get this straight, the repeated exploitation of black bodies to fill the pockets of white men is the fault of whom again?
Read More »Irony: when the professor of Philosophy 266, Ethics of Sport, is implicated for lacking ethics of sport.
Read More »To the girl in Wendy’s talking about how a pickle (like, the edible food kind) made her thirsty: Please, just, no.
Read More »Can we get a separate ?letters to the editor page for past and current ?members of Student ?Congress?
Read More »To the student behind me on Merritt Mill Road driving a motor scooter with one hand while texting with the other; hope you have not yet reproduced. Let’s ...
Read More »To the person who had an “accident” in an Old West bathroom shower: I don’t care who you are. If YOU poop it YOU scoop it.
Read More »I didn’t realize it was recycling day until I saw a shirtless bro hauling two full bins of cans and beer boxes to the curb next to the community garden. ...
Read More »Where am I supposed to procrastinate now that the second floor of Davis has been remodeled?
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