Kvetching Board for November 15, 2013

By Kvetching Board | November 14

To the guy beside me in astronomy: Are you from Venus? Because your atmosphere is noxious. Please bathe.

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Kvetching Board for November 8, 2013

November 8

To my grandparents, since they asked: All I want for Christmas is to go home and not be accosted by Dance Marathon people for a few blessed weeks.

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Kvetching Board for November 1, 2013

By Kvetching Board | October 31

To whoever decided to hang Christmas balls in the Arboretum: You’re two months early and 6 inches too low. Sincerely, a jogger with a bloody nose.

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Kvetching Board for October 24, 2013

October 24

Only at UNC is the football team being bullied by the student body of nerds. Best prediction of weather in Chapel Hill: Are the sorority girls wearing ...

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Kvetching Board for October 16, 2013

October 15

Too bad CDS can’t put as much effort into having enough seats or edible food as they do into picking a playlist for the dining hall.

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Kvetching Board for October 11, 2013

October 11

To the UNC physics department: If you think an average score of a 69 on a test means it was too easy, then you’re as dysfunctional as our government. ...

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Kvetching Board for October 4, 2013

October 4

Our football team played better when they didn’t have to go to class.

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Kvetching Board for September 27, 2013

September 25

If you’re wearing Nike shorts and I can see your butt, you’re doing it wrong.

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Kvetching Board for September 20, 2013

September 18

To the British Clef: I play handbells, but I would love a night with your Big Ben.

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Kvetching Board for Sept. 13, 2013

September 13

Pro tip: When talking about compromises in abortion legislation, try to avoid using the phrase “split the baby.”

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Kvetching Board for Sept. 6, 2013

By Kvetching Board | September 6

To all the folks in my Tuesday/Thursday class that had to listen to my hiccups for an hour and 15 minutes: I’m sorry. Trust me, I annoyed myself.

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Kvetching Board for August 30, 2013

August 29

I guess attention-hungry people do one of two things: preach in the Pit or twerk.

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Kvetching Board for August 23, 2013

By Kvetching Board | August 21

Wow I thought the YDs were bad with “Go Vote” but now the Dance Marathoners have taken it to a whole new level.

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Kvetching Board for July 25, 2013

By Kvetching Board | July 24

I don’t know who should feel more relieved, P.J. or Kate Middleton

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Kvetching Board for July 18, 2013

By Kvetching Board | July 17

North Carolina: Where the weather does what it wants and so do the politicians.

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Kvetching Board for July 11, 2013

By Kvetching Board | July 10

If the lightning, humidity and leftover fireworks don’t kill me, the morning after Tequila Tuesday will.

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Kvetching Board for July 4, 2013

By Kvetching Board | July 3

Who says Chapel Hill is landlocked? I almost canoed to work on Sunday.

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Kvetching Board for June 27, 2013

By Kvetching Board | June 25

When you just can’t get a rabbi to email you back. #RealKvetching

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Kvetching Board for June 20, 2013

By Kvetching Board | June 18

Rain rain go away, and take your gross little brother humidity with you.

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Kvetching Board for June 13, 2013

By Kvetching Board | June 12

To the girl in our group project who said she didn’t know where China was on a map because she was “bad at directions:” Do you even go here?

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