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Kvetching Board for Nov. 20, 2012

By Kvetching Board | November 20

Thanks, Alert Carolina, for telling me about a campus assault three hours after it was reported. I feel prepared.

Kvetching Board for Nov. 16, 2012

By Kvetching Board | November 16

Environmental science 202: Came for the class credit, stayed for Dr. Bell’s pecs.

Kvetching Board for Nov. 9, 2012

By Kvetching Board | November 9

PWAD 272, a haiku: You are required/But there is just one section/Screw you, budget cuts.

Kvetching Board for Nov. 2, 2012

By Kvetching Board | November 2

My people have suffered long enough — the All Saints Day hangover needs to be an observed University holiday.

Kvetching Board for Oct. 26, 2012

By Kvetching Board | October 26

To the guy who fell asleep on the ab machine: Location of sleep does not increase calories burned.

Kvetching Board for Oct. 17, 2012

By Kvetching Board | October 16

To the guy wearing the Lone Star flag shorts: Is everything bigger in Texas?

Kvetching Board for Oct. 12, 2012

By Kvetching Board | October 11

Duke might have the latest Nobel laureate, but we’ve got Bill Nye coming. UNC 1, Duke 0

Kvetching Board for Oct. 5, 2012

By Kvetching Board | October 4

Can the B-schoolers make themselves useful and please fix our Wendy’s?

Kvetching Board for Sept. 28 2012

By Kvetching Board | September 27

Guys, let’s give the CUAB a break. They haven’t had experience with something as difficult as handing out tickets because the concert last year was ...

Kvetching Board for Sept. 21 2012

By Kvetching Board | September 20

To the girl that managed to stick her umbrella up my shorts on the bus: I will admit that you got me wet, but honestly, I’m not interested.

Kvetching Board for Sept. 14 2012

September 13

Just when I thought I could get away from sorority girl drama, it comes to the letters to the editor section. Nothing is safe.

Kvetching Board for Sept. 7, 2012

By Kvetching Board | September 6

To the guy who walked in on me taking a dump in the Union while I was on my laptop, I thought I locked the door and I wasn’t masturbating. I promise! ...

Kvetching Board for Aug. 31, 2012

August 30

Nothing says welcome back to Franklin Street like seeing a guy take a dump outside Subway in broad daylight.

Kvetching Board for Aug. 24, 2012

By Kvetching Board | August 23

Uh, yeah. I’ll have a large order of waffle fries, but could you hand them to me over by the Subway in an unmarked bag? Thanks.

Kvetching Board for July 5, 2012

By Kvetching Board | July 4

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain The Wendy’s in Carrboro is so slow at night, I feel like I’d get my food quicker if I just stood outside the ...

Kvetching Board for June 28, 2012

By Kvetching Board | June 28

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain To the CTOPS guy from Maine who said it was “really hot” when the high was 80: Get ready for a fun four years, ...

Kvetching board for April 25, 2012

April 24

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain To the obnoxious lady who screamed “amen!” and “absolutely!” after everything Obama said during his speech, ...

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April 20

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain Happy 4/20, everyone. To the girl who was absolutely convinced “Mr. Brightside” was written about her life: ...

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April 12

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain To the kid playing pickup against the basketball team while wearing Sperry’s: the Ralph Lauren photo shoot is next ...

Kvetching Board for April 5, 2012

By Kvetching Board | April 4

kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain To the girl with the Slytherin prefect’s badge on her bookbag: AVADA KEDAVRA!!