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Satire: Open letter from an Instagram tradwife

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"People are always saying to me, 'Maria, you’re 22. Don’t you want to travel? Go to college? Get a job? Make human friends that are not the rabbits you raise for food or the ghostly woman that lives in your yellow wallpaper?' My answer is always a resounding 'NO.'"



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Satire: Lee Roberts accidentally texted me his hair plans

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"The world found out shortly before 11 a.m. Eastern Time on March 15 that Lee Roberts was changing his staple swoop that was, until now, delicately greased over to the side. I, however, knew 12 hours before he stepped out of South Building that this was coming. This is because Lee Roberts accidentally texted me this plan at 11 p.m. the night before."




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Column: There’s more to music than that trending audio

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"For those without the same guidance I had, I hope next time your friends serenade you with a set of lyrics from the song currently permeating their minds or a tune on your For You Page catches your ear, you’ll try putting it in the context of its full story."



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Office DJ: For your pleasure, Wilco

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"I could have ranked their best songs, provided a listening chart or attached lyrics to moments in my life. But a band like Wilco is hard to sum up, even for a fanboy like me."



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Satire: A day in the life of UNC’s official music curator

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"Just like the Rameses mascots revealed themselves as the end of the semester approaches, I feel that it’s the right time for me to reveal my own identity — I am UNC's official music curator, responsible for all the melodies you hear in every corner of our university."