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Satire: Kamala, keep your hands off the Third Amendment

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"In a time where there is great political pressure to reduce the power of amendments, such as but not limited to the Second Amendment, it is important that we restrict our political ideologies to solely hypothetical solutions which could arise in 1787."



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Column: Apply the 'veil of ignorance' to inform your vote

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"If they’re in a position where they feel indifferent to changes in political leadership and implementation of new policies, considering the position of someone who is more vulnerable to their impact can ignite the ideal of voter efficacy that is often lacking among the disillusioned group."









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Satire: My experience as a Still Life anti-ambassador

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"I was shoved this way and that, submitting myself to the ebb and flow of the crowd. It was like I was floating in the ocean — right before a tsunami. One of my friends told me that the owner was considering renaming the club Sardine Life."