"Citizens of whatever political opinion should expect law enforcement to hold themselves accountable to the standards of justice they are sworn to uphold."
"Who I was at the beginning of this semester is not who I am now. I’ve changed, in a good way. But if I’m being honest, this will probably be the last column I write for a while. I still have a lot to figure out, and that’s OK."
" Providing a platform for this inflammatory figure was antithetical to the University’s founding motto of light and liberty."
If any of these tips fail, make a Trader Joe's run and never return.
"Naciremans should consider showing gratitude year-round and one way they can begin doing so is by consuming less and giving more."
The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill has been ranked the sixth most innovative university in the world, but with that power comes a responsibility for research ethics.
To ensure the integrity and fairness of our elections, North Carolina must institute an independent redistricting commission.
As government parties argue over the North Carolina state budget, teachers across the state have held walk-ins to raise awareness about the real-life issues surrounding their insufficient salaries.
So please, male cheerleaders, take off your clothes!
"We need to normalize the reality that we are multidimensional. Our interests and jokes don’t always align with our 9-5’s, and that’s okay! Down with the separate accounts!!"
"The whole concept of virginity, although entrenched in our culture, religion and education, needs a serious makeover. Like, let’s Queer Eye that shit."
Expanding the playoffs will inevitably ruin college football’s regular season, by both shortening the season and diminishing the importance of weekly games.
Someone has to eventually get tired of watching Alabama or Clemson play in the national championship for college football, right?
"That’s right, folks — that succulent on your windowsill might outlast the current UNC faculty. Hell, even Chad from Theta Apple Pi would probably last longer than the UNC administration."
"The University shouldn’t be surprised if students object when the new chancellor is named — especially since students were barely given a say in the first place. It’s a simple fix, really: just give students more of a say and it’ll make life easier for us all."
"The governor made a mistake in approving the first pipeline, which was made more clear when his administration disapproved of the second. Let’s hope he recognizes his mistake, listens to activists and changes his mind for the environmental future of North Carolina. We don't want the Atlantic Coast Pipeline in our state."
The potential for inequity is immeasurable, but at least we can remain assured that our names are equally worth a hefty 47 cents each.
"In the wake of the recent "OK, Boomer" meme storm that has torn through the internet, some publications have adopted an overly-serious tone in deconstructing the importance of 'constructive intergenerational dialogue.'"
