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You asked for it: In which we plan your spring break

By Kent McDonald and Annie Kiyonaga | February 28

If you find yourself wanting to go to Italy but unable to afford a flight, we have a cheap and authentic alternative.

You asked for it: In which we revisit buying condoms

By Kent McDonald and Annie Kiyonaga | February 12

This week, Annie and I are taking a slight detour from our normal course of action to educate you fools on romance and other things. Happy Valentine’s ...

You Asked for It: In which we mount a Nether Drake online and a Gucci Fiat irl

April 17

Perry Carter (True Thompson) and James Scalise (Stormi Webster) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.

You Asked for It: In which we discuss summer plans as volleyball fans

April 10

Perry Carter (calc-u-later) and James Scalise (wrecked-angle) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.

You Asked for It: In which we enter the season of sneezing and Febrezing

April 3

Perry Carter (will.i.am) and James Scalise (will.je.suis) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.

You Asked for It: In which we make pies and tone thighs

March 27

James Scalise (Miz Cracker) and Perry Carter (Aquaria) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.

You Asked for It: In which we impart the wisdom of Warren Buffett and Yining (from NYU)

March 20

Perry Carter (Krusty Krab) and James Scalise (Chum Bucket) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary. ...

You Asked for It: In which we get into Spring Break without getting Spring Broken

March 6

Perry Carter (Paris, France) and James Scalise (Paris, Texas) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.

You Asked for It: In which we get political and/or promiscuous this President’s Day.

March 1

Perry Carter (Fitz Grant) and James Scalise (Josiah Bartlet), writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice, get political on President's Day.

You Asked for It: In which we visit the doctor to read magazines and get tested

February 20

Unfortunately, I failed the urine test itself and have gonorrhea. Life is about the ups and downs.

You Asked for It: In which we introduce the newest member of our team.

January 16

Greetings Tar Heels and welcome to 2018! In lieu of answering a traditional question this week, we’d like to introduce you to YAFI’s newest contributor, ...

You Asked for It: In which we check for iOS updates and bite the hand that feeds us

November 28

Perry Carter (Thor: Ragnarok) and Derek Fulton (Thor: Fraggle Rock) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results ...

You Asked for It: In which life is a highway (the Rascall Flatts version), so adopt it

November 14

Perry Carter (Sparkling Water) and Derek Fulton (Sparkling Eyes) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary. ...

You Asked for It: In which we attend college, plan weddings and thwart disaster.

November 7

Perry Carter (The Suite Life) and Derek Fulton (The Suit Life) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.

You Asked for it: In which we give you a Halloween themed mad lib

November 1

Perry Carter (First Citizens) and Derek Fulton (Wells Fargo) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.

You Asked for It: In which we compose poetry and rebrand the University

October 25

Perry Carter (Snitches) and Derek Fulton (Get Stitches) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.

You Asked for It: In which we have a fun fall break and Derek might be in peril.

October 18

Perry Carter (Medium Rare) and Derek Fulton (Well Done) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.

You Asked for It: In which we encourage you to try squash and sing of redemption

October 10

Derek Fulton (Athlete) and Perry Carter (Mathlete) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.

You Asked for It: In which we confront angels, devils and sickness

September 26

Perry Carter (Ronald) and Derek Fulton (Ray-gun) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary.

You Asked for It: in which Derek has strep throat and it's Perry's time to shine

September 19

Perry Carter (strep negative) and Derek Fulton (strep positive) are the writers of UNC’s premier (only!) satirical advice column. Results may vary. You: Dear ...