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You Asked for It

You Asked for It: In which we look for fake classes and fend off hot Spanish dudes

By Drew Goins and Kelsey Weekman | November 4

Drew Goins (who is studying abroad next semester) and Kelsey Weekman (who is saltier about it than McDonald’s fries in the Dead Sea) are the advice ...

You Asked for It: In which we find a ghoulfriend and try to keep Halloween PG

By Drew Goins and Kelsey Weekman | October 28

Drew Goins (not actually the devil) and Kelsey Weekman (undecided) are “You Asked for It,” a column in which the two experts give you their rarely ...

You Asked for It: In which we learn to clean and regret our trip to ShondaLand

By Drew Goins and Kelsey Weekman | October 21

Drew Goins (an anagram of “Wiser Dong”) and Kelsey Weekman (“Weakens Meekly”) are “You Asked for It,” a column in which the two experts give ...

You Asked for It: In which we forecast footwear and lament Lenoir Dining Hall

By Drew Goins and Kelsey Weekman | October 14

Drew Goins (who almost wrote this week’s column as Rita Balaban) and Kelsey Weekman (who never took a class with Balaban, but deeply respects her nevertheless) ...

You Asked for It: In which we learn to manage our grief in an earth-friendly way

By Drew Goins and Kelsey Weekman | October 7

Drew Goins (almost as funny as Bobby Frasor) and Kelsey Weekman (almost as emotional as Kennedy Meeks singing Whitney) are “You Asked for It,” a column ...

You Asked for It: In which we woo our TAs and embrace life without sleep

By Drew Goins and Kelsey Weekman | September 30

Assistant copy editor Drew Goins (sugar and spice) and assistant online editor Kelsey Weekman (everything nice) are “You Asked for It,” a weekly column ...

You asked for it: In which we banish Netflix and make peace with UNC football

By Drew Goins and Kelsey Weekman | September 23

Assistant copy editor Drew Goins (Tom Haverford meets Gordo from “Lizzie McGuire”) and assistant online editor Kelsey Weekman (any character played ...

You Asked for It: In which we hate on Biebs and discuss life in sorority chateaux

By Drew Goins and Kelsey Weekman | September 16

Assistant copy editor Drew Goins (responsible for Britney Spears’ shaved head) and assistant online editor Kelsey Weekman (the one who told Adam Levine ...

You Asked for It: In which we find a #bae and keep our Insta game fresh

By Drew Goins and Kelsey Weekman | September 7

Assistant copy editor Drew Goins (the one with the good eyebrows) and assistant online editor Kelsey Weekman (the one with the even better eyebrows) have ...