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Redistribute Poker Chips For Cheating Retribution

"Two groups - one white, the other black - are playing a game of poker. They have been playing the same game for some 300 years, during which time the white group has cheated on numerous occasions. The white group now announces that 'from this day forward, we will stop cheating.' 'That's fine,' the black group responds, 'but what are you going to do about all those poker chips that have stacked up on your side of the table all these years?' 'We're going to give them to current and future members of our group,' the white group replies.

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