"Over my three years at UNC, I’ve compiled a spreadsheet with 161 entries of bathrooms rated across six weighted criteria, spending more effort on this spreadsheet than I have for some entire classes."
"'Tenting' is the process by which Duke students acquire tickets to the UNC v. Duke basketball game played at Duke. The messy array of tents hoisted on splintered wooden pallets juxtaposes nicely with the pastiche stone buildings surrounding them. It’s a nice reminder that you can live in a tent for extended periods of time without being harassed by authorities, as long as you’re rich."
"In case you haven’t heard, the class of 2026 is collectively being harassed by an owl. You may have seen the videos circulating online of the owl sky-blitzing hapless South Campus residents, or of it staring serenely from some perch as everyone in the vicinity freaks out."
"And I’m not the only one who struggles with what to do with my eyes. People with social anxiety disorders, on the autism spectrum and with trauma may have trouble making and maintaining eye contact. So, for my fellow ocular-oblivious folks, I’ve put together some tips that I’ve picked up over the years."
"Why do people do drugs? I think at least some of it is because other people will do those drugs with them. And to some people, that sort of connection can be hard to come by."
