Satire: Woke UNC transcends race, Black students last to find out
By Hailie Davidson | March 3"It’s almost like a utopia. As Black students, we need to wise up and appreciate the many ways UNC has been woke-ified."
"It’s almost like a utopia. As Black students, we need to wise up and appreciate the many ways UNC has been woke-ified."
"In Chapel Hill and Carrboro, organizations prioritize ideals like DEI and sustainability not for profit maximization but out of a genuine respect for these values."
"This perspective is one of learned helplessness that has become a fixed social reality, so much so that many Americans are not aware of any possible alternatives. For young people especially, social media has made it clear that liberals are ignorant to their personal political agency, especially in their own neighborhoods."
"From border policy to economics to education, the ultraconservatism espoused by Trump is eerily similar to the fascist practices of historically authoritarian governments — including our own."
"The screen is a safe space to indulge in the things that scare us, and this makes horror incredibly valuable to the arts."
"The tonal shift and messaging may be an attempt to diversify her outreach, but the campaign instead feels gimmicky."
"The inclusion of these glasses showcases a clear interest in catering to all visitors and creating accessible, diverse spaces. Yet, this singular change emphasizes the many different ways the museum remains inaccessible for people with disabilities."